Envy

I finally figured out the problem in my little pueblo, the reason people just can't enjoy themselves. It was so simple, envy. Everyone here lives in their version of the wild wild west, but, with a big but, and I am not talking about mine, they want the benefits without the burdens, they want to be ruthless, but protected...and frankly, that's just fine. We need more drama in my little pueblo...your thoughts on how to do that would be much appreciated!

Note to "everybody"> I am not optimizing, I am venting so you don't get my emails.

Sometimes...just take the time to do it right!

Life is freakin frustrating...so

S.O.S. Band

Let's do it,
Let's do it,
Oooh... baby...take your time
Let's do it, come on, baby
Oooh... baby...take your time
Let's do it...
You know you ought to slow down
You been working too hard
And that's a fact.
Sit back and relax a while
Take some time to laugh and smile.
Lay your heavy load down
So we can stop and kick back
It seems we never take the time to do...
All the things we want to, yeah
Now, baby we can do it
Take the time
Do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time
Do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
The love I feel for you
You feel for me.
One life is all we have to live,
Our love is all we have to give, yeah.
There are so many things...
For us to do and see.
Let's take some time to be alone,
Lock the door,
Pull out the phone, yeah
Now baby we can do it
Take the time
Do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time
Do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby we can do it
Take the time
Do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time
Do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Take your time....
Take the time...
Take the time...
Take the time...
Do it, let's do it, let's do it do it right...
C'mon baby, let's do it... if it takes all night.
C'mon baby, let's do it...let's do it, do it right,
C'mon honey let's do it... if it takes all night...
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it do it right...
C'mon baby, lets do it... if it takes all night.
C'mon honey, let's do it, let's do it tonight,
We can do it ...we can do it, let's do it, do it right...
Baby we can do it
Take the time
Do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
(Repeat)

It Is All About I Am Sorry

Why is it that people have such a hard time saying "I'm sorry"? It seems so simple to me, but maybe I am one of the privelaged few who recognize that I am sorry makes a big difference. How can you go through life without making mistakes, how is that possible? Sometimes it's OK (by the way I hate that) just to be sorry.

Anyway, my blog tonight is not about "I'm Sorry" my blog is about "Thank you"

So, ...ahem, thank you to all of the people who have made me the person I am today, thank you.

How bout getting off of these antibiotics
How bout stopping eating when I'm full up
How bout them transparent dangling carrots
How bout that ever elusive kudo
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence
How bout me not blaming you for everything
How bout me enjoying the moment for once
How bout how good it feels to finally forgive you
How bout grieving it all one at a time
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence
The moment I let go of it was
The moment I got more than I could handle
The moment I jumped off of it was
The moment I touched down
How bout no longer being masochistic
How bout remembering your divinity
How bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out
How bout not equating death with stopping
Thank you India
Thank you providence
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you nothingness
Thank you clarity
Thank you thank you silence

Thank you...

Stupid?

Is Bill O´Reilly Stupid?

Is trying to complete a project stupid?

Is wasting your time stupid?

I just want to know...

Just Emotional Drama..

My Horoscope: Your daily routine may be disturbed today by an unavoidable emotional drama. You are pulled one way then another and it's hard to tell what's really happening. Forget about attempting to use your common sense, for this is an irrational time and can be quite exciting if you don't get too stuck on being so serious.

I am far from being serious! I am the wicked one who tries desperately to help people, maybe cause it makes me feel better...I learned something though...helping people, maybe little people, doesn´t take alot. You know it kills me, literaly I get so amazingly sad, when they (meaning FoxNews) talks about those little babies in Africa. Kills me...I am done..anyway, I found out I can´t save the world, but I can help my little piece of it. So, Christmas is coming, and there is a whole bunch of Costa Rican little babies that need our help. Can you help? Today I tried to help.

Happy Oktoberfest from Tamarindo!

I wish I could say that I was extremely cocktailed while I am writing this, but alas, I ate a whole bunch of German Food at La Colina's annual Costa Rica Oktoberfest, now I know why they can drink so much...so I am tired and still I can't get the chicken dance out of my head, baaa da da da da da da. Ok, seriously, David Cooperfield made every shred of evidence vanish. Bill O'Reilly is so the 21st century's answer to Rush, I listened to him too. It's kinda scary that history repeats itself, the best thing that we, as individuals, can learn is not to repeat stupid mistakes, but whether micro or macro we follow patterns, we just can't help ourselves. Anyway, Happy Oktoberfest, (trust me, I know, we here in Costa Rica are about 2 weeks late, but that's ok, no hurry no worry in paradise.

Too Hot!

Sometime food is too hot, so I say just blog... You have asked where I live, that, besides being kinda scary, is something I will be happy to share with you. http://www.lacolina.com/

Ok, so today we have experienced a major assination attempt of Benazir Bhutto in Pakistan. Please someone give those angry people porn and drugs. I get mad, but come on.

Sex in the city, teenagers, ok...we all did it, but being the lesbian, then I had nothing to worry about, it simply mindboggling to me that this birthcontrol thing is an issue. O'Reilly needs to go harrass an intern!

Anyway, to the most pressing issue, I would like to do a reality tv show here in Costa Rica, any takers? Quinton I know you are reading.

Staph, Liars, Ellen and Ducks

Hi World...

I have four things to address:

• Staph Epidemic
• Liar, Liar, Liar
• 3
• "I love my duck"

Ok, Number 1

I watch Fox News religiously, because I think the girls are hot. But...from Fox and Friends to Cavuto, they have been acting as if the US world is suffering from some sort of staph epidemic. Let me tell you, a half a decade ago, they told us we were taking to many antibiotics, so anyway...

Number 2

You are such an amazing liar.

Number 3...I remembered

Ellen, you are amazing!

Number 4

I met a guy who is love with his long lost duck...trust me, it was scary at times, but...nope still scary. It reminded me of driving late one night from Chicago to Virginia, listening to late night A.M. radio, I think the concept was micro-penis.

Costa Rica, ah the rainy season, some say they want to leave, some complain about the roads, but damn, it amazingly green and because there is nothing to do, but drink beer, well, there is always "duck love."

Wine Name Nap-ing

I hate the thought of a blog...I much prefer my grilled cheese. Anyway, forced to do this (cause others say I will like it, and it's better than Paxil) here I am. I am in Costa Rica, the very last destination for the socially inept (but willing to accept it otherwise they would be in Green Land) SO I am here, yep...

Ahem...the Euorpean Union is having drama over "name naping" for their best wine (blaming it on China) and they are trying to protect the NAPA Calinfornia wines...how funny, if you were here with me in Costa Rica, you would realize that US citizens can't do anything right, let alone make wine. Oh darn it, I promised myself I would not be negative...

Ok, my horoscope said today, smile and keep on dancing, thanks tarot.com. That was my thought of the day. I made the oddest couple dance...